Are YOU a music industry representative? Liked the music? Too stuffed full of shit by modern culture to trust your own opinion? Why not read the nice stuff other people have said about us in this lop-sided presspack, then feel like everyone's agreeing with you. We want to wake up in a hotel room beside a sugar bowl full of cocaine, malnourished and unhappy. Make our fucking dream come true.

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Crimes Against Music - MPfree

Lapsus Lingwhy? - Our Motives Explained

The first syllables of 'photograph' and 'phoney' are 'pho'netically identical. The largest of these tiny doppelgangers are just 4" tall while Magaloof Taylor comes in at a whopping great 6'1". Plus they don't move. Draw your own conclusions.

As Frank Sinatra put it LAPSUS LIFE, THATS WHAT ALL THE PEOPLE SAY, UP IN APRIL, SHOT DOWN IN LINGUAE. Biography and Frequent Useless Questions - haven't you got anything better to do?.

Tour Diaries & The Cathouse Incident

A short way of expressing all the many and varied  beliefs and practices which we should otherwise have   to enumerate in full. We must not judge by the     appearance or outward form of what is said, but      rather by the use to which it is put; and if we consider       these uses honestly, we shall find that many of our        words are used as slogans, as ritual, or as mere          expressive sound.

Destiny brought you here! You've reached the webshite
  for Lapsus Linguae - the pop group. Are you ready to
    submit to the challenge of nurturing?

       Pick a goat...

Jesus Christ - son of God? John Campbell - father of Maga? What matters is divinity made flesh. What matters is a universal notion of facial hair in the mind of the common man.

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