Crimes Against Music - Discography & MPfree

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The first syllables of 'photograph' and 'phoney' are 'pho'netically identical. The largest of these tiny doppelgangers are just 4"; tall while Magaloof Taylor comes in at a whopping great 6'1";. Plus they don't move. Draw your own conclusions.

PHOTO GALLERY

Jesus Christ - son of God? John Campbell - father of Maga? What matters is divinity made flesh. What matters is a universal notion of facial hair in the mind of the common man.

JOHN CAMPBELL

As Frank Sinatra put it LAPSUS LIFE, THATS WHAT ALL THE PEOPLE SAY, UP IN APRIL, SHOT DOWN IN LINGUAE.
Biography and Frequent Useless Questions - haven't you got anything better to do?.

BIOGRAPHY AND FUQS

A short way of expressing all the many and varied beliefs
and practices which we should otherwise have to enumerate in full.
We must not judge by the appearance or outward form of what is said, but rather by the use to which it is put; and if we consider these uses honestly, we shall find that many of our words are used as slogans, as ritual, or as mere expressive sound

LYRICS PAGE

Are YOU a music industry representative? Liked the music?
Too full of shit to trust your own opinion?
Why not read the nice stuff other people have said about us in this lop-sided presspack,
then feel like everyone's agreeing with you.
We want to wake up in a hotel room beside a sugar bowl full of cocaine,
malnourished and unhappy; make our dream come true!

PRESS/REVIEWS PAGE

LAPSUS LINGWHY?
Our Motives Explained.

INTERVIEW / HYPERBOLE / MAILGN SELF-HELP

Visit the Guae Community here,
featuring 'GUAE CHAT & FAN POWER!

THE GUAE COMMUNITY

Tour Diaries & The Cathouse Incident

DIARIES