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The first syllables of 'photograph' and
'phoney' are 'pho'netically identical. The largest of
these tiny doppelgangers are just 4"; tall while
Magaloof Taylor comes in at a whopping great 6'1";.
Plus they don't move. Draw your own conclusions.
PHOTO GALLERY
Jesus Christ - son of God? John Campbell
- father of Maga? What matters is divinity made flesh.
What matters is a universal notion of facial hair in
the mind of the common man.
JOHN CAMPBELL
As Frank Sinatra put it LAPSUS LIFE, THATS
WHAT ALL THE PEOPLE SAY, UP IN APRIL, SHOT DOWN IN LINGUAE.
Biography and Frequent Useless Questions - haven't you
got anything better to do?.
BIOGRAPHY AND FUQS
A short way of expressing all the many
and varied beliefs
and practices which we should otherwise have to enumerate
in full.
We must not judge by the appearance or outward form
of what is said, but rather by the use to which it is
put; and if we consider these uses honestly, we shall
find that many of our words are used as slogans, as
ritual, or as mere expressive sound
LYRICS PAGE
Are YOU a music industry representative?
Liked the music?
Too full of shit to trust
your own opinion?
Why not read the nice stuff other people have said about
us in this lop-sided presspack,
then feel like everyone's agreeing with you.
We want to wake up in a hotel room beside a sugar bowl
full of cocaine,
malnourished and unhappy; make our dream
come true!
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